The Grocery Clerk Who Mistook ‘Expressso’ for a Coffee Trend
Consider this your morning briefing: A couple walked into a grocery store with a coffee dilemma, only to walk out with a bag of decaf beans labeled expressso. The clerk, convinced they were selling a specialized roast for espresso machines, handed them a sample. The couple, baffled, later realized the bag itself read expressso—and it was decaf. The clerk, clearly lost, had a chic outfit and a smile that suggested she’d never heard of espresso. This is the kind of confusion that turns coffee into comedy. The clerk’s mistake wasn’t just a mix-up—it was a case of terminology chaos. Expressso…










