The Onyx Advent Calendar’s Coffee Crisis
This is worth savoring: the Onyx advent calendar’s coffee crisis. Beneath its sleek, minimalist packaging lies a bitter truth—staleness, inconsistency, and a lack of depth that feels like a betrayal to coffee lovers. The calendar’s promise of daily indulgence unravels quickly, leaving behind a trail of underwhelming brews. One user’s experience? Out of 12 pods, only one bloomed properly in their Technivorm machine, while the rest turned into soupy, flavorless sludge. Even espresso shots failed to deliver, with barely a hint of crema and pulls that varied wildly from session to session. It’s not just about the coffee—it’s about the…